This afternoon some friends and I ended up at an impromptu get together, where I asked one of my guy friends to grab me a cider, in exchange for me sparing him from my next, sure-to-come feminism lecture. Little did either of us know that the form in which he brought me my drink was about to spark an important one.
Ladies! When a guy brings you a drink that is either already open or poured into a glass, what is your initial reaction?
Men! Do you have any idea why this might worry someone? Because of course my friend – who logically I know would never do this to me (otherwise I never would have asked him to get me a drink in the first place) – thought I was paranoid.
He thought I was paranoid because a) he is not a woman and has never woken up with no panties on, next to a man, with absolutely no idea